Sorry I haven't been posting. This should make you feel better.
"It's not quite sex, drugs, and rock n' roll but it's close" ~Archaeology Professor
"I think we can all agree that we don't want our sex organs on the ground." ~Bio Prof
"There's an egg and a sperm...and a magic moment occurs." ~Bio Prof
"I'm just teaching you how to be obnoxious and smart without really knowing anything." ~Bio Prof
"Students really seem to love multiple multiple choice exams, so that's what we'll be doing." ~Bio Prof (That's total bull by the way. Students HATE multiple multiple choice)
"I know the difference between a yam and a sweet potato. That was my pick up line in college." ~Bio Prof
"Ok I promised you some sex. We're getting there." ~Bio Prof
My biology professor has a stutter and I never find it funny until he gets stuck on the word "because" because it makes me think of the Wizard of Oz.
"Now I know I have a stutter and it can be problematic so if you don't understand what I'm saying just be like 'Hey Jeff, too many syllables not enough words.'"
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