There were some pretty good ones but I only wrote down a few, sorry.
Me: "I like my knights clean shaven."
Cowboy: "T-N-T...that spells dynamite?"
Other Cowboy: "It does in my book."
Me: "Wow. Those nuns were so happy!"
Emily: "I hate the sun. I hate the heat. I hate sunscreen. I hate getting sunburned!"
Me: "Don't we all?"
Emily: "Do YOU have to put sunscreen on when it's raining?!"
Emily: "Hear that Daddy, I'm incomplete."
Security guy to best friend's dad: "Are you the dad?"
Best friend's dad: "Yes sir."
Security guy to me: "Are you the mom?"
Me and best friend: "NO!"
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